Ok ok so i’m playing pokemon platinum right? And I come across this pair of trainers in a restaurant. When I talk to the guy, he says this:
Awe you’re on a date at your dad’s restaurant how cute. Naturally, I kick his ass.
but then I revisit them, and this time i click on his date and she says:
wait a sec i’ve heard this somewhere before
SWEETHEART I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT I THINK YOU’RE DATING YOUR BROTHER
if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes
hey guys remember when you played brawl with friends and then this item would spawn in
and then fun times would immediately turn into either the feeling of unspeakable fear or the sensation of having overwhelming power in your hands
You write a novel.
Everyone loves the novel.
Someone makes a movie based off your novel.
Your favorite actor is cast in the movie based on your novel.
You become best friends with said actor.
It can’t happen if you don’t sit your ass down and write your novel.
I love how this person just knows we fantasize about this